I've been through a rather long dry spell between relationships, and spend quite a bit of my time watching porn and masturbating...the more I do the more creative I become. Just recently I discovered hollowing out a cucumber and microwaving it is almost as close to a pussy you can get. I'm sure there are many other meen and women out there who have discoved new, different, and creative ways of getting themselves off. Please share with us your experiences and results...especially if there were "home-made."

when I was a drinker I used a molson Canadian beer bottle as a dildo! Got me pretty wet and felt truly devine! I love to bring myself to the climax!

Hey lucky! Are you talking to me hun? I have had ten messages!? Can only get to 1 every 72 hours! It stings!?

For women... ever tried the silver bullet? it's a very simple vibrator about the size of a small egg. Placed in the right spot... presto.. cumming! and then try having your man hit you from behind as you use the bullet! Wow! great stuff.

yes I have a few toys!I have cum a long way since the beer bottle adventure! mwa