Re: A Different Twist
2004-02-26 21:06:51
TX, most of my life is an embarrassing moment.......well, more for others than myself.
I'll tell you what my wife will certainly share when she gets a 'mean' streak....A handyman was working in the house and was all sweaty and bent over with the proverbial butt crack - in the most extreme sense - hanging out the back of his jeans.
Since he was almost done with the job and my wife came into the room and had one of those foul odor expressions on her face, I tapped the guy on his back and asked him if he ever considered wearing a thong.
He said, "What? Men don't wear those things."
I dropped my pants and, well, the job was almost done anyway......He did leave a few tools behind.
Yes, we all like to envision ourselves as the most desirable, sexy critters ever to grace the eyes of the most critical lovers.
Well, most of us are just average people who appreciate when a friend is not someone who wants to sleep with our mate but is brave enough to tell us when we have something hanging out of our noses.
Yes, I can appreciate what candid, and hilarious, images your brother can provide.......
I'm game if you are.
M&K